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The Cat in the Hat on Aging.
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
oh, my God what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like Hell
My mood is bad _ can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden years have come at last
The Golden years can kiss my ass.