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1. I was shocked when I heard a fat girl

singing I believe I can fly " My sister, have

you ever seen an elephant flying Before? ? ?

2. Women will always tell you that men can cheat and tell lies, but they seem to forgeting that "What a man can do, a woman can do better"... Guys are you with me?? ? ? ?

3. My friend forgot his apple laptop on the floor in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. ? ?

CONCLUSION: My grandma now weighs 250,500naira ? ? ?

4. She told me she was coming to

my place by 9pm, But

she came by 7 pm & caught me

with another

woman...How can I forgive her for

lying to me?? ? ?

5. Last night I had a dream and I was kissing my neighbour's daughter but this morning she saw me

and pretended like nothing happened

Girls can pretend ooh ? ?

6. Some people will come to the ATM,

see others on queue and still ask

"is it paying"?

No, we came to vote for Buhari Again.. Please shift joor! ? ?

7. I don't no why people who Sits in front of
a commercial Bus always Feel as if they

Have made it in life ? ?

8. I will be naming my daughter *'Pregnant''* so when a guy meets her:

Guy: Hi, am *lucky*

Her: Hi, am *Pregnant.**

*case Closed* ? ?

9. When you are not fasting you

can stay till afternoon without

feeling hungry.

But when you are fasting, even Tv

remote will be looking like gala in

your eyes... Is that not witchcraft?? ? ?

10. My girlfriend just caught my side chick n I in bed, she went straight to the kitchen to boil hot water .. Think she's getting us some tea ? ? ?

11. The most patience customers in the world are those buying Condom. Dey will like, serve him first i will wait ? ?

12. I never knew the power of weed until I saw a 90 year old man telling me he wants to be a lawyer when he grows.... ? ?

13. Do cockroaches see other cockroaches being killed nd be like "No no is not Jane, I was with her in the microwave just now" ? ?

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14. Ehm at least appreciate Corona virus for making you to know the meaning of isolation and quarantine ?

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15. when you stop seeing my posts just know this hunger has finally killed me ?

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16. Entering from back Sweet oo they Will nt know u are already back from work...naught people ? ?

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17. A Girl Posted A Blank Picture Yesterday And A Guy still had the mind to comment... " You look dark and Lovely"

Bros why na?? ? ?

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18. Hustle ooo Bruh ?

So u won't be given tea early in the morning instead of breast ?

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19. QUESTION OF THE DAY

If a man must av good job,apartment n a car b4 getting married,

Wat must a woman av b4 getting married..

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20. Before I continue posting here, I need doctor to check you guys, some of you might need to be quarantine ?

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21. 80% of the rubber band on girls hair are from stock fish ? ?

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22. I'M SO BRILLIANT..!!!

Did you know that number 8 is 0, but it's just that it wears a belt ? ? ?

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23. My girlfriend visited me last night for a sleepover ? so I was on a Sofa next to her watching TV, she was eating and typing on her Phone. I heard my phone ringing in the Kitchen where I was charging it, so I went to check it and the SMS was from her & she wrote “Bring the Salt on your way back” ? ? ? ? ? nxa..

24. Most girls don’t cry after break up these days, ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️ they behave like cashiers in the bank….next customer please. ? ? ? ?

25. If you see a group of Four girls and you want to Talk to one, first Greet the Ugly one, She is the_* ? ? ? ? ? ? *Commander in Chief ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️

26. ? ? ? ? Once all the engineering @Nigeria professors were sitting in one

plane Before plane the take off One ? ? ? ✈️ ✈️

announcement came “this plane was made by your students ? ? ? ?

” then all professors stood up, ? ? ? ? ? ran and went outside, but the

principal was sitting. The host ? ? came and asked ” are you not afraid ” then the principal

replied ” I trust my students ? ? ? very well and I am sure the plane won’t even start ? “ ? ? ? ? ?

27. [Me As A Parent] •°•°•°•°•°•

My Son: Can I Watch TV Dad? ?

Me: Yes, but don’t turn it on ? ? ?

28. A man and his wife were in court to have divorce. The problem in contention was who was the owner of the child. The man or the woman? The woman jumped up and said my Lord, I am the owner of the child, I brought her into this world, with pain and labour alone. The judge then turn to man and gave him the chance to defend himself and the man said my lord mine is a question, when you insert your ATM card into the ATM machine and the money comes out does the money belong to you or the machine? sweet 16 court wears ? ?

29. Bae is not allowed to have a Bestie ? ? ?

What are they Bestering that I cannot Bestify

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30. When a taxi driver won’t get to where your going,he will stop a taxi for you which will get you to your destination. So in relationships if you won’t get to the promised Land of marriage, please hook us up with the correct people going to the marriage destination as well and we don’t waste each other’s time ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️ ??‍♂️ ? ? ? ?

31. She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her. ? ? ?

My brother, her bride price payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments. ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

32.Whenever I post jokes and many people do not like and comment, I assume most of them died of laughter.* ? ? ? ?

Lemme run away and come again. ? ? ?